Long distance relationships never work.

Have you ever had that feeling of emptiness?

That feeling as if someone brutally ripped your beating heart right out of your chest?

Well as of right now, I am feeling that exact pain times infinity and beyond!!

Why you ask?

 

Laugh all you want, call me weird all you want but....
MY EYEBROW LADY IS NO LONGER IN THE U.S!!
 

Oh my gosh you have no idea how sad I am!

 

Haha, okay I'm joking; it's not the end of the world of course. Especially because I had my sister call the eyebrow shop she worked at and found out she will be back in May. HOORAY!

 

Now before you start judging me let me give you a little more information on

A) Myself

2) My eyebrows

 

Ever since I came out of my mother's womb I've been a complete perfectionist. Yes nobody is perfect but a girl can try can't she? If one side of my eye make-up didn't look the exact same as the other side, I would sit there for hours and hours re-doing it until I thought it looked perfect.

And if my eyebrows do not look the same on both sides then that's when I draw the line!

 

Now for my eyebrow background...

 

I was cursed with very light potato like eyebrows thanks to my father. Now it's never something I really complained about; when I was young I really couldn't care less about how my eyebrows looked. (To prove it I'll show you some pictures. They were so thin, the side of a piece of paper was thicker than my eyebrows.) But that all changed.

 

When I turned 17 I was introduced to the marvelous art of eyebrow threading. I had let my eyebrows grow out. I went in the eyebrow threading shop with hairy unmanageable eyebrows and left with two glorious trimmed, clean, gorgeously and reasonable thick eyebrows. Ever since that day I was hooked.

 

Now at the time I was living in Houston with my older sister and the times I would get them done, the ladies that attended me would vary; and so would my satisfaction. Some days my eyebrows looked great but others they were just "ehh".

 

I then moved back in with my parents in Austin and needed a new place. "Browz N Henna" at Lakeline Mall was the first and last place I looked. I was seated and in less than 10 minutes I was out with AMAZING eyebrows and all thanks to a lady named Rovita! I've been going to her and only her for a whole year. If she wasn't working that day, I wasn't going to get my eyebrows done either.

 

And so yesterday before going to get them done by my girl Rov. I called to make sure she was working.

 

"She no longer works here".

My whole world... my whole world came crumbling down with just those 5 words spoken to me.

 

Crown me already for being such a dramatic girl but in all honesty I was very disappointed because even though I didn't really know her, she was my bff for making my brows look awesome every time. And now when I go to someone else to get them done, I will feel horrible for cheating on Rovita!

I've already gone through denial, and now I'm going through the "all I want is ice cream and to lie in my bed all day" stage.

 

Moral of the story:  I'm a loon but it's okay.

 

#rovitawhydidyouleave